February 2012
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
Hit on girls in the fashion of Shakespeare.
dustydanger:
“Move thy panties to the side, my dearest maiden. Let me plunge my veined flesh blade into thine meaty sheath.”
“Oh! Majesty! Oh! Glory! Doth sun does not shine as bright as your smile! Mountains do not jut as do your porcelain breasts! I’m about to cum!”
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The Dresden Files series by Jim Butcher
